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I suppose even zombies can appreciate quality ceramics. I said, “Pardon me” in my most severe tone, but she just turned and gave me the type of smile that frightens dogs. I had just prepared to slap my thirty-five cents down on the counter when a crude zombie pushed her way in front of me. Stinking elevator was broken again, so I had to walk down two flights of stairs to the staff cafeteria, a moldering asbestos-tiled room known as the dungeon. I picked up my coffee mug and walked back down the corridor toward the stairwell. My office mates were sharing gossip over stale pastries, as most of the serfs around here liked to do. Finally he lumbered away, and I noted with satisfaction the trail of toilet paper stuck to the sole of his sensible shoe.Ĭoarse laughter sounded from beyond the cubicle walls.
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He scolded me as I held my sopping raincoat aloft, waiting for him to finish. Indeed, the lips were so massive and his rubbery cheeks so scaly and blue–and his demeanor so completely uncuddly–that they earned him the unfortunate nickname Coddles. “Fifteen minutes late, Addie,” he blubbered through lips as thick as a Norwegian cod’s. He stood arms akimbo like a Sumo sugar bowl, and high-water trousers revealed an upsetting pair of ankles. Black-currant eyes bore down on me out of his dumpling face. Great quivering jowls, more like the earflaps of an aviator’s helmet than cheeks, brushed his collar. Like a mad elephant seal, the supervisor rolled into my cubicle just as I removed my moist outer garments. It’s sad how being an employee eventually renders one soulless. Scurried in with a crowd of tardy zombies. The knockoff Burberry’s tartan lining had not been Scotchgarded at all!Ĭaught a glimpse of myself in the glass doors at the office entrance: knobby, pipe-cleaner legs rooted in gruel-colored galoshes, plastic rain bonnet askew yet vigilant, luminous hazel eyes, pugnacious chin. Barbaric, too, is the shoddy workmanship I’ve come to expect from consumer items in my price range. There can be no doubt that we live in barbaric times, when pedestrians no longer assist young women splashed by passing imports. A crossing slacker, no doubt on his way to a disreputable caf”, snickered as I tried to wring out my coat. As I rounded the last corner, a BMW sped by and splashed puddle water on me. The bus dumped me at my stop, and I ran the remaining four blocks to the building the National Association of Libraries calls home.
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And she still wears chic cashmere twin sets and Cherries in the Snow lipstick, although she fools no one. In short, she is alive, where so many of them are simply dead boring. She is spry, where the average geriatric is spasmodic she is spirited, where the other is crotchety she is literate, where the other scans religious tracts and perhaps the Jumble. My own grandmother, though chronologically matched with the umbrella man, possesses none of the awful traits of the old. Support Dear Straight People and our mission in telling stories that broaden hearts and open minds by joining us on Patreon!įrom as low as $1 a month, you will receive access to patron-only content, behind the scene material and many other rewards: bit.The elderly are strange, and I know we should be kind to them, given their achy, unavailing bodies and relentless grievance with humanity, but I find it difficult sometimes. Meaning: A straight man who used to identify himself as a gay manĮxplanation: A play on the word yesterday. Meaning: A gay man who seeks sex at nightĮxplanation: Much like the supernatural creatures known as vampires, gay ‘vampires’ are most active at night but instead of seeking blood, they seek pleasure in the form of sex instead.Įxplanation: Lipstick is a traditional symbol for femininity.Įxplanation: Some people theorise that the term came from the word ‘hermaphrodite’ which means a person or animal that has both male and female sex organs. Meaning: An offensive term for a feminine manĮxplanation: ‘Bapok’ means transexual in Malay The gay slang term ‘beard’ can be thought of in much the same way since in this case, a woman is used as an accessory to emphasise the gay man’s masculinity.Įxplanation: The ‘Mary’ part of the term is used to emphasise the femininity of the muscular gay man. Meaning: Someone married to a gay person as a cover upĮxplanation: A beard is an accessory often used to emphasise a man’s masculinity. Meaning: A woman with many gay male friendsĮxplanation: It is plausible that since ‘fag’ refers to gay men in general and ‘hag’ commonly denotes an unattractive woman, the term ‘Fag hag’ probably came about since the fag hag is perceived as a hag to gay men as they have no sexual interest in her. Meaning: An ugly gay man with a good bodyĮxplanation: When you eat a prawn, you peel off the head and only enjoy the body right? Same concept applies here.
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